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Cowards die a thousand times, while the valiant die once. While testosterochamps die when they see fit.
Try to tough it out til the end. this is a good exercise to strengthen the testostervisum (the true seeing potential of Real Men)
The general fuel for life on earth in general is the amazing substance known as glycogen. Without it the brain won’t function.
However, whence one has acheived the testostochamp status his anatomy will transform internally resulting in no need for glycogen anymore. Rather now he is immune to fatigue and can go forever. The only downside is is that a testostochamp must drink his man juice in order to maintain his testostochamp status.
Heineken is a primary form of man juice. Fashioned from sunlight bricks and german white blood cells. It can keep a testostochamp’s testosterguttuer (The true throat and drinking and eating ability potential of REAL MEN) in top shape for 6 weeks after four gallons.
He who makes thought his business, he may go far in it, but he as bartered the solid earth for the water all the same, and one day he will drown.
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| — | Hermann Hesse - Der Steppenwolf |
